Normally these threads end up needing to get closed due to people getting out of hand. The only reason I am even posting it is because there is some interesting technical information included. From MisfitGeek:
Kind of a sad fight. Ha. Anyway, all of this is very funny when you consider that "faster" is usually measured in increments humans can't even comprehend (and that every internet connection on earth will render moot). Now, get to the good stuff: Mac vs. PC! Republican vs. Democrat! Christian vs. Muslim!